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sitcomfamily:

Watch this, Ned, they don’t call me Springfield Fats just because I’m morbidly obese

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fuckyoustreetharassment:

Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh

proper procedure

They did not laugh

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these-times-shall-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

this is how you turn a bad situation around

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starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

carol look at this recipe i posted for a hawaiian fruit salad

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Me on the way to steal your girl
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Me gettin ready to steal yo girl

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

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