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rebeccaparham:

Ooooo! I wanna get in on this Pokeshaming thing!
If you are confused by ultra Butterfree here, just watch this thing I made! I promise you’ll like it. :3

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

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prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”
johnnythewolfkid13:

nicevagina:

OMG

OMG
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sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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sitcomfamily:

Watch this, Ned, they don’t call me Springfield Fats just because I’m morbidly obese

tell-me-lm-pretty:

3liza:

fuckyoustreetharassment:

Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh

proper procedure

They did not laugh

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