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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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5 days ago with 119,269 notes

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rebeccaparham:

Ooooo! I wanna get in on this Pokeshaming thing!
If you are confused by ultra Butterfree here, just watch this thing I made! I promise you’ll like it. :3

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

1 month ago with 241,741 notes

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prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”
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nicevagina:

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sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

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